Description
Bitchin’ Biscuits and Gravy is the ultimate comfort breakfast that delivers a perfect balance of rich, savory flavors in every bite. Fluffy, buttery biscuits smothered in a creamy, peppery sausage gravy create a dish that’s both hearty and deeply satisfying. This isn’t just breakfast—it’s a warm, indulgent experience that hits the spot every time. The combination of tender, golden biscuits with the velvety, flavorful gravy makes for a meal that’s simple, yet absolutely irresistible.
Ingredients
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For the Biscuits:
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 tablespoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- ½ teaspoon baking soda
- 6 tablespoons cold unsalted butter, cubed
- ¾ cup buttermilk (or plant-based milk for dairy-free)
- 1 tablespoon olive oil (for brushing the biscuits)
For the Gravy:
- 2 tablespoons unsalted butter (or plant-based butter)
- 1 tablespoon olive oil
- 1 small onion, finely diced
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 ½ cups vegetable broth
- 1 cup plant-based milk (or regular milk)
- 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon ground black pepper
- ½ teaspoon paprika
- ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional)
- Salt to taste
- Fresh parsley, chopped (optional for garnish)
Instructions
Make the Biscuits:
- Preheat & Prepare – Preheat your oven to 450°F (230°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
- Combine Dry Ingredients – In a large mixing bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, salt, and baking soda.
- Cut in Butter – Add the cold butter cubes to the dry ingredients. Use a pastry cutter or your fingers to cut the butter into the flour until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
- Add Buttermilk – Pour in the buttermilk and stir until just combined. Do not overwork the dough.
- Shape the Biscuits – Turn the dough onto a floured surface and gently knead it a few times. Pat the dough into a 1-inch thick rectangle, then fold it in half. Pat it down again, then fold and pat once more.
- Cut Biscuits – Use a biscuit cutter or a glass to cut out biscuits, pressing straight down without twisting. Place them on the prepared baking sheet.
- Brush with Olive Oil – Brush the tops of the biscuits with olive oil for a golden finish.
- Bake – Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the biscuits are golden brown. Set aside to cool slightly.
Make the Gravy:
- Sauté Onions & Garlic – In a large skillet, melt the butter and olive oil over medium heat. Add the diced onion and garlic, cooking until softened and fragrant, about 5 minutes.
- Make the Roux – Stir in the flour and cook for 1-2 minutes to form a roux.
- Add Liquids – Gradually whisk in the vegetable broth and milk. Bring the mixture to a simmer, whisking continuously to avoid lumps.
- Season the Gravy – Stir in the black pepper, paprika, cayenne pepper (if using), and salt. Continue to simmer until the gravy thickens, about 5-7 minutes.
- Adjust Consistency – If the gravy is too thick, add more vegetable broth or milk until you reach your desired consistency.
Serve the Dish:
- Assemble & Serve – Split the warm biscuits in half and ladle the creamy gravy over them. Garnish with fresh parsley if desired.
- Prep Time: 15 minutes
- Cook Time: 25 minutes
Nutrition
- Calories: 350-400 kcal